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The actual photos from the "sitting" will be posted later, but here's the Flip video of us trying to figure out how to center three of us in a little oval on the screen.

Obviously, Malibu forgot the Flip was on and didn't aim it at the screen for much of the sitting Oh, and at the very end we figured out that we weren't supposed to look at the screen, but at the "Look here!

Who knew? Posted by Malibu Barbie at AM 1 comment:. Thursday, November 20, Turkey anyone? Everyone wants some turkey at Thanksgiving: OH!

You mean turkey! We're here and we're thankful. Greetings all, Things are going well for the 'Ho family.

She still looks alright-mighty-fine and has actually been busy tending to her sickly kitty, Sam, but I'm sure we'll hear something from her soon.

Needless to say, we all have much to be thankful for. Indulge me for a moment while I run through my "side" of the family: A healing 'Ho, who has handled this whole thing with grace, a sense of humor and the most accurately spelled text messages ever.

A BCB who has the biggest heart around, a creative design talent that make her clients and me go "ah! A wonderful new Mommy: way to go Tiffany!

My hubby, who encourages me tirelessly, provides me with incredible art to behold every day, and keeps me laughing. My Mom who loves me and I never have to doubt it, and will always let me lay my head in her lap when I'm down or tired.

I'll always be her "baby" and I'm glad. My stepdad, who thankfully likes to talk golf and politics like I do , but most importantly, has made my Mom happy.

My darlin' brother-in-law who thought he was giving me away at my wedding, but found out he was still stuck with me after all.

He lets me type pages-long emails and if he rolls his eyes over them, does it when I can't see. My oldest nephew who fit right into the role of really good Daddy and is a true joy himself.

My youngest nephew who has never lost that look of wonder and curiosity that I saw on his face when he was about 3 months old, and will always be my baby whether he likes it or not.

There are countless others in extended family, and in-laws for whom I am very very grateful. But they'll have to go on another blog Have a happy, blessed Thanksgiving, and may all your stocks go up in !

Monday, November 3, 'Mo definitely a "treat"! Here's everyone's fave treat on her first Halloween. Posted by Malibu Barbie at PM 6 comments:.

Posted by CrackHo at PM 1 comment:. Sunday, October 19, The Amazing Race. Read the story before you watch the vid!!

For those not in the know which included Crack 'Ho as of this taping , TAR is a reality show on CBS that pits teams of couples who know each other against 10 or 11 other couples in a race around the world.

The race is fraught with dilemmas, obstacles and other things that can either strengthen or ruin a relationship. Who better to try out than us?

The first step in the application process involves filling out an application duh. But this is no ordinary application.

It asks questions that even your spouse would hesitate to ask! Nonetheless, 'Ho and I completed the application and moved on to step two: create a 3 minute video explaining why we should be on TAR.

The taping was interrupted by a tornado, from which we hid in the parking lot of Ikea nearby. Too bad that wasn't on the video! Anyway, our 15 minute outtake video is freaking hilarious, but rife with expletives that would make Mom of 'Ho shudder, and may eliminate any future job prospects for those on tape.

So, without further ado, here's the 3-minute toned down version we sent TAR. They got, instead, a couple of blond "Southern" belles instead. Ratings have plummeted.

Of course, Ms. And this one, she's gonna walk away from as a total winner Posted by Malibu Barbie at PM 7 comments:.

But 'Ho Loves ya! Thanks for sticking it out uh well you know what I mean and coming back for more! Posted by CrackHo at PM 5 comments:. Labels: asset , bad language , hair , Jesus Jail , obscene , repent , wigs.

Thursday, October 2, It's a "wait and see" game. Black Canary was on her way to Florida to help with wedding planning for her baby boy; Mom of 'Ho and Malibu joined 'Ho for the adventure.

Received good report from the doctor, though all future decisions - total number of chemos, radiation or not, etc. Two more spinal taps - ugh.

Doc Hen admired 'Ho's latest head-tattoo as well as the way she looked in that bike outfit at the MS ride. Tuesday, September 30, And behind Chemo 4 is Tomorrow we're off with the 'Ho for Infusion 4.

This is a big one, in that it puts 'Ho over the hump Thoughts, prayers and other send-ups definitely appreciated.

Tally 'ho! Wednesday, September 24, Hairific! I thought for sure one of Crack 'Ho's previous "do"s would win by a hair.

Sorry, couldn't help myself. But look! Style D and E ended "all square". What are the implications? What does this all mean?

What does it really say? Who are you people who voted for these styles? Lucky 'Ho Posted by Malibu Barbie at PM 4 comments:. Sunday, September 21, Cheerleader Feet.

CrackHo was at her favorite mid-chemo haunt th'other day Fuzziwig's The Ave. Almost dropped my melty mint nonpareils when I heard 2 teenaged boys tell a lovely teenaged girl: "yeah you know she's got, like, cheerleader feet.

No cartwheels required. So, check out Diddy above enjoying the magic of Cheerleader Feet. Labels: candy , cheerleader , diddy , feet , ryleigh , sinnergirls , Squeekie clean.

Monday, September 15, Coos and Poos. Thanks to all those Barbies who have given us a yee haw and prayers.

Baby Ryleigh is perfect and beautiful. Mom and Dad are both doing great too. BCB back at work, but manages to get home to get some lovin', kisses, coos and change poo whenever possible.

The kingdom of BCB is forever changed and better! Labels: as sweet as a baby. Posted by CrackHo at AM 2 comments:. Our Babymamma's birthday was just a few short days or really long days, if you're Babymama before Baby Sinnergirl Ryleigh was supposed to be borned up yonder in north GA.

Babymamma was understandably about as ready as anybody gets for anything for that birth to happen. Here is a recording of Auntie CrackHo's secret labor induction techniques.

Tuesday, September 9, If you could have a real, true hair do-over, what would it look like? Well, that's where little miss Crack 'Ho finds herself.

Granted, we really think she looks "Crack 'Hot" with no hair at all. But let's all play a little game of "If I could choose one of my previous hairstyles to have again, which one would it be?

No wait, let's play a better game. Let's play "If I could make Joni wear an old hairstyle again, which one would it be?

Sunday, September 7, Can you say sweet? Friday, September 5, Quick note: [updated]. Granny BCB reports this morning that when Grandpaw Dale was able to pry little Ryleigh away from Granny, he captured Ryleigh's attention and her beautiful eyes with his sweet whistles and coos.

Also, key stats are as follows: Ryleigh Brielle, 20" long, 8 pounds 4 ounces of pure cute. Another glam photo!

Here's our girl! She's a beauty. Thursday, September 4, New Sinnergirl Arrived! Malibu and CrackHo haven't had so much as a glimpse yet of young Ryleigh Coyote due to technical difficulties with phone cameras and bad cell connections, not the baby.

But we hear she popped into this world this evening by C-section, we think around 6-ish, dark hair like her babydaddy's and a dimple in her chin that is all her own.

Shout-outs to Tiffany the Babymamma and our own nephew Harris the Babydaddy. Harris, we hear that after you did a crazy hall-dance the hospital with the incubator thingy tonight, things are back to normal now!

Posted by CrackHo at PM 2 comments:. Bark, Bitch! Plus, Grappa Gets Censored, and Finally Booties for Ryleigh. And a little chemobrain demo included.

CrackHo in turn delivered baby booties imported from St. Simons Island for Ryleigh's going home event. Assuming she does her coming out eventually.

Sorry we had to cut out most of Grappa's wit! But Grappa is quite a guy and has fended off the Sinnergirls for years as we try to rip the words out of his mouth or censor him or whatever.

But hey, this is a family blog. Sort of. Posted by CrackHo at AM 4 comments:. Labels: booty , diddy , freebster boings , grappa , innuendo , mother , ryleigh , sinnergirls.

Monday, September 1, Don't Lick Me!!! Please don't tell Sam! He'd never lick my head again. Posted by CrackHo at PM 10 comments:. I have caused you all so much distress with my distress this week, bless your hearts, that I am happy happy happy to give you a more upbeat update!

And I ain't lyin'. I actually got in the 'Ho Mobile and drove on the 'spressway not once but twice today! And, not necessarily in this order: pumped my own gas, walked my Rent-a-Golden, saw Doc Hen had to tackle him in the hall like some kinda groupie since my appointment was with his assistant , had my head petted in Doc Hen's waiting room for some reason people just do that in public; must look like a pregnant belly , unloaded the dishwasher, remembered to make a phone call I said I would, remembered to mail the bills and not just write the checks and leave them in the checkbook , woke up before the alarm this AM but not too much before, ate a Chik-Fil-A thankee Truitt!

And if that weren't enough, how 'bout this: One of the most delectable things in God's creation is Coke on ice. I don't mean open a can in your own home and pour it over those silly little half-crescent "cubes" when will some idiot decide it's a terrorist plot to have symbols of "radical Islam"-or South Carolina-spewing from our freezers??

I mean, honest to goodness Fountain Coke over Commercial-Grade Ice and lots and lots of it sucked down on a hot summer day through a straw.

Just enough carbonation to make you shout Halleluia without burping. Just enough sweet to make you remember MilkDuds and a certain boy at the movies.

I had a Jones for just such a Coke my second trip up through Town and whipped the 'Ho Mobile off the road and through a drive-through ordering up a Large Diet Coke with Caffeine, otherwise why bother.

My dear peeps, it was a near-religious experience, possibly enhanced by sipping that Coke in the shadow of the Church of Our Lady of Perpetual Acceleration there along I North.

Ain't nuthin' better after 4 days of swapping between Sofa A and Sofa B than having a little unplanned outing involving the House Wine of Atlanta.

Much love and thankees! And you see, I'm still sitting up yeah, still on Sofa A so things are improving. Posted by CrackHo at PM 6 comments:.

Labels: Coke , sinnergirls , Squeekie clean. Thursday, August 28, You Rock.. Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "I will try again tomorrow.

Your courage gives me courage. You rock my world! Ya'll be good and give someone you love a little extreee hug tonight!

Labels: jiffy clean. Laugh at my jokes and post on my blog. Insist that I buy myself jewelry. Let me know if I have broccoli between my teeth.

Yes, cancer patients still have open to us all the normal ways to be embarrassed in public. Set me up with your bald single friends.

Forgive me and tell me to take a Xanax. I still love you and need your attention and sometimes, a reminder that Meds Are Good.

Please ask me before you send the details of my projectile vomiting to your prayer chain. Remind me that I have a therapist and that there is sometimes TMI even between friends who love each other.

As necessary, gently nudge me to the person who is paid to listen to my overwhelming bullshit. Let me talk about death and pain and suffering.

Oh, wait, the divorce is final. Never mind. To me it looks like an alien eating some strange eggs Malibu, where are u? Posted by CrackHo at AM 15 comments:.

Labels: bad language , candy , chemo , infusion , TMI. Tuesday, August 26, Where do we grow from? After talking to C Ho tonight I've realized that being mad as hell is ok.

Cancer sucks!! You can all watch C Ho's video of "truthiness" about how she feels about the cancer now that chemo is showing its monster cancer killing self.

What I find hard is that chemo stops you in your tracks in a physical manner Living through the effect of battling cancer is quite another!

Joni's good news via phone conversation tonight is that everything hurts but her ovaries I think there is a small praise God somewhere in that!

BCB,hold on to that because to think of this suffering puts me under the covers. My sister deserves good and happiness.

God, though, is big and better. I hold on to that truth that He is in control; He has His princess under the royal orders of heaven and I can't do any better than that!

Plans are in the making for eyelash lessons from the drag queen on Saturday Now, if you are planning a wedding FYI, these are "chemo eye lash lessons" We somehow figure out a way to grow from all of this Love all out to those of you on blog, Black Canary Barbie aka granniebarbie.

MAD 'Ho! Warning: Foul Language. CrackHo here; didja miss me?? Just couldn't get that Malibu Barbie Weather Report film finished today.

Looks like we'll have plenty more chances to hear from our intrepid Malibu with more storms churning up from Havana yuck, don't say churn. Labels: bad language , butt , date , TMI , tough road , tropical storm fay.

Monday, August 25, What up? OK, maybe ravaged is too dramatic; it rained and rained a lot. Mom of C'Ho has been totin' the 'ho to chemo, and playing the demanding role of Mom of 3 Sinnergirls.

Most importantly, Star Sinnergirl AKA Crack-Ho has kept a heady schedule consisting of chemo, doc appointments, lunches, brunches and more.

She is one tired 'ho. Remember that even though we're all chirpy sinnergirls, it's a long, tough road and Crack'Ho and her backup band need your continued prayers and blog visits.

Toodles, MB. Labels: chemo , nap , tough road , tropical storm fay. Those who know what this means, can laugh. Those who don't, can wonder.

Posted by Malibu Barbie at PM 1 comment:. Labels: blender blades. A wonderful event chez Infusion today was the arrival of Black Canary Barbie with a giant gift bag with mass quantities of candy for the infusion picnic.

Even more wonderful: some of it was wearable! That BCB thinks of everything, including edible accessories! She then gave in to temptation.

Funny nobody in the Suite wanted to try any candy after that Obligatory factual updates: 1. Doc Hen OMG!!

Has everything to do with avoiding brain cancer. An avoidance which is top on the 'Ho's list. So CrackHo will spend part of the Yuletide under a very expensive tanning lamp like to tan your innerds.

Will def cut down on the snackage she consumes during the holidays. At least I'll be able to fit into my 'ho 'ho 'ho attire.

Doc Hen sez no stomach tube so we won't have to worry about mashing up Freebster Boings most excellent chocolate and red pepper cookies into liquid CrackHo has discovered that Beldar Conehead is the dad, so therefore she cannot be Beldar.

Connie Conehead just isn't bling enough for this here site, and Pyraamar the mom's name has been optioned by Mother o'CrackHo.

You can call it infusion but it feels like chemo. You can put lipstick on a pig and call it Monique but it is still a pig. You can call her CrackHo and she's still Hey Monique can I borry yo' lipstick??

Labels: accessories , candy , conehead , freebster boings , hair , infusion , mother. Tired of making Chia-'Hos every time I brushed my hair, tired of my hair blowing through the wind instead of the wind blowing through my hair , CrackHo, on the advice of Chris at EnVy Salon in Roswell go there, he will make you beautiful and happy , decided it was time to go retro as Beldar Conehead.

Control what you can, baby!! My wonderful hairdresser Chris, advisor, part-time therapist and soon-to-be famous star in the movie about the Cheating Bastard playing himself the Fabulous Hairdresser, not the C.

He "got rid of a symptom" of cancer: that is, I don't make no more Chia-'Hos everytime I brush my hair.

We celebrated with a touch of prosecco and some tears and a lot of laughter! Thank you, Chris! Posted by CrackHo at PM 9 comments:.

Labels: beldar , chia-'ho , chris , conehead , envy , hair. Monday, August 18, The latest from the sinnergirls. All's well. C'Ho's newly shorn head is absolutely beautiful.

I keep telling her she has a great dome, and she does. Plus, it brings out her stunningly big blue eyes. What a woman. Next up? The 'Ho has second chemo this Wednesday, which Mom-of-C'Ho and Diddy will head up, leaving the remaining sinnergirls to do what sinnergirls do best.

And we'll leave THAT to your imagination. Oh, and we're only weeks, perhaps only moments, away from a new baby. Cheers and encouragement to Tiffany and Harris as the happy event approaches!

Here are some quotes we captured from Jennifer as she was working with C'Ho:. CrackHo is rapidly discovering that part of this cancer adventure is learning how to partner with one's medical insurance provider.

In the interest of public service, CrackHo and the other Sinnergirls have prepared two short training videos to help guide cancer patients through the arduous process of filing a claim for wig payment through their medical insurance carrier.

Posted by CrackHo at PM 4 comments:. Labels: bad language , hair , insurance , Is this Medically Necessary?? Down the early chia memory lane.

Chia Video here. Labels: chia pet. Git Wiggy Wit' It. If CrackHo ever decided to have multiple personalities and on some days it seems like a good idea she would go see Miss Jennifer the Wig Queen.

And don'cha just love all the euphemisms! My hair is not falling out by the roots in large disgusting handsfull So is cancer not cancer but "Overachieving Cells"?

You don't have various gastric dramas after chemo; you "Decline Food-Based Input. And I might. If I could remember where I was going with all this We know you're out there!!

Someday you too can have your very own username!! Labels: chemohair , hair , release , Squeekie clean , wigs.

CrackHo always secretly wanted a Chia Pet but was too embarassed to ever put it on her Christmas List.

I'll donate them to Toys for Sinnergirls Tots. But look at the Tourists we got here at the CrackShack! Posted by CrackHo at PM 3 comments:.

Labels: chemohair , chia pet , chia-'ho , hair , release , sinnergirls. Wigging Out. Sinnergirls arrived at the wigtique today not knowing quite what to expect.

All in all, from Malibu's vantage point, it was poignant and fun at the same time. Let's be honest: it's hard to watch your sister yank her hair out But Jennifer, the wig master, did a fabulous job of finding what seems to be a wig of C'Ho's natural hair, with a different cut.

Trust me. If you see C-Ho on the street, you'll think she just got a new cut. It's THAT natural. Oh yeah - wigs have names. Video 2 below is not Joni having a big attack of chemo brain and wondering who she really is.

She's just trying to figure out the name of the wig. The first video is of Jennifer telling us a funny story about what happens when bad things happen to good wigs.

It's a big day for the Sinnergirls, but for C'Ho in particular. We're beginning the search for supplemental hair, better known as W-I-Gs.

Not to be confused with M-I-Gs that are weapons of limited, but effective destruction Check back tonight that be Friday for videos and ruminations on what promises to be a most intellesting day.

Posted by Malibu Barbie at AM 4 comments:. Labels: migs and launching either , wigs. Tuesday, August 12, CrackHo knows how to please her man!

A man of simple pleasures. What you don't see is the brew-ski and bag of Cheetos deep fried. Please welcome Ken to the Sinnergirls world.

He was donated to CrackHo by the 'Ho's bud J. Thanks, gurl! Below is the post-Spinal Tap video of whether or not Ken is anatomically correct.

Could 'splain a lottttt of thanggggs in this world! And yes, that is still CrackHo's Own Hair. But for the first time in the 'Ho's life it seems she may do something Early: that is, lose her hair.

Predicted for later like late August, early September , the hair fallout seems to have begun. Stay tuned for adventures in wigging out.

Like, hair. Posted by CrackHo at AM 5 comments:. Labels: cheetos , hair , Ken , spinal tap. Black Canary Barbie has been spending a lazy Saturday morning going through old photos of her children and watching a movie heavily recommended by my "soon to be" daughter in law Lauren Young.

Much to my delight this movie fits perfectly into the sinnergirl reportoire of must watch senseless, funny movies As a forwarning to those with snobby movie taste, the Sinnergirl list begins with Talladega Nights!

When in the need for laughter and snorting I highly recommend watching "Norbit". Raspushia Lattimore's view of the world and her large, womanly self is perfect!

I want to hand off an enlightening quote to those of you out there who hesitate to do for yourself even wholesome sinnergirls love mani-pedis.

Ras says Welcome to the club Raspushia Lattimore! Labels: movie recommendation. First infusion session begins at 8 am Thursday morning and finishing up Friday morning at 9am.

I'll try to post from the infusion suite. Thanks for all your prayers, calls, emails and love: keep em coming! CrackHo received the news from Mr.

Dazzle made such a request. Perhaps Mr. Dazzle became concerned that he, like Rodolfo of said opera, might fall for a blue-eyed lovely who turns out to be ill and then, like Rodolfo, himself turn into a self-absorbed jerk and dump the lovely blue-eyes.

Oh wait! Silly CrackHo! That is exactly the way life mimicked art. But we will stop the analogy there as the rest of the plot is Not Applicable.

Needless to say, Mr. Dazzle has been released into the wild where he will have to fend for himself. This is ancient history in the whirlwind world of Sinnergirls.

It's a wonder CrackHo didn't scare Doc Juicy off that morning. Oh well, he calmed me right down with a little Versed and things proceeded along jes' fine.

When the vid opens, we're chatting about an unusual type of chapstick available at a certain Variety Store at Peachtree Battle.

CrackHo here. My ENT guy "Juicy", who does get a lot of credit for scaring the shit out of me day 1 and hustling me into the OR ASAP, stepped waaaaay out of line with some paternalistic dismissive crap in response to my very direct question: "What are my chances?

BTW, I do not look like this all the time, just in the morning and then only on days when I have cancer. Infusioning promises a lot of things, trade-offs required to get the prize: the cure.

Looking down the short road of 18 weeks, possibly weak and hairless as a baby rat, a hottie on the inside disguised as a cancer patient, CrackHo decided that she may need a Cure for the Cure.

Big and fat, hard to flip and easy to move, the Crush has a cockpit so open that it barely qualifies as a closed yak.

Easy for an infused CrackHo to just flop into and float and forget what nasty side effects infusion may bring. My dear therapist and spiritual companion Dr.

Robin reminds me that water is about clearing the throat chakra. And, it just feels so good to be out where the light and the water and the air meet in gentle collision.

Good place for a Bird. Introducing on this video my friend Jerry, my most esteemed Niger Rodentia and river floating companion.

Jerry is my idol for his grace and brightness in his own journey, and for how he can make an afternoon on a river a cure for ailments you never knew you had.

He is also a kick-butt cook. Well now time has moved on since we shot this little gem, but CrackHo being the vain packrat that she is, feels compelled to offer y'all this snippet of what happens after you give an ER overnighter her first cup of coffee Who knew that one could accessorize so well in such spartan accommodations?

CrackHo just has to post this great series about the joke the visiting Episcopalians shared, which, when re-told by CrackHo scored a " over nuthin'".

Simons Island. Kudos to our Cinematographer Rebo. OK , Crack Ho here. I surprised my family with a new way to bring us closer by inviting everyone to the ER the Sunday of July 4th weekend.

There's no throwing up or blood on this post, but there is a little obscene language. It's approved viewing for parents, but only with adult child supervision.

Thursday, July 31, Infusion Numero Uno. Phase Two is tomorrow. Today was uneventful, as far as possible negative reactions go. A couple of hives broke out, but nothing Nurse Ashley couldn't take care of with an extree drip of Benadryl in that Infusion Cocktail.

Thanks Ashley! Mother of Crack-Ho was present for the inaugural infusion, as well. Photo of C-Ho waiting to begin the drip to the right.

See how relaxed she is? Yeah, baby. Posted by Malibu Barbie at PM 8 comments:. Visitation from St. Ann of Taylor. Y'all comment, heah?

Posted by CrackHo at PM 4 comments:. Labels: infusion , obscene , steroid. Wednesday, July 30, Im-Ported.

Posted by CrackHo at PM 3 comments:. Labels: innuendo , Squeekie clean. It's am on Wednesday, July Joni is in surgery at Piedmont having her port inserted.

Bad news.. I forgot the video flip camera so only words can document the ride this morning. The good news is the port is purple!! So, now we have a new term to use in her cancer healing process Surgery should be an hour long, small incision below right collar bone with a few interior stitches.

We will head to her house probably by 11 am to rest and recover for the first "infusion session" at the suite at 8 am in the morning.

Ready to get this show on the road! If you're reading this morning Labels: port update-sterile clean. Tuesday, July 29, Sinnergirls add three to tribe Here is a photo of the newest editions to the "sinnergirl tribe" We couldn't be happier than to know our girl tribe continues to grow.

We'll keep you posted on delivery, birth and wedding plans on our blog. Black Canary Barbie says, "What a year! Labels: clean as a whistle , innocent photo.

RIP Mr. Posted by CrackHo at PM 5 comments:. Labels: BlogFodder , butt , catch , release. What an adorable outfit Crack-Ho bought the new baby!

Posted by Malibu Barbie at PM 2 comments:. If you watched Part 2 already, you'll get this one.

Malibu's having a "hard" time figuring out this candy bar. Posted by Malibu Barbie at PM 3 comments:. You can smell it. Or you can just look at it.

Our soon-to-be-niece or daughter-in-law, in Black Canary's case hosted this little shindig with her Mom and did a fabulous job.

Our favorite game was Thanks Lauren and Kathy! Posted by Malibu Barbie at PM 1 comment:. As noted in our intro little column to the right , while we're getting Crack-Ho through this nasty cancer business, we're also eagerly awaiting the birth of Black Canary Barbie's first grandchild which makes it Crack-Ho and Malibu's first great niece, Mother of C-Ho and Malibu's first great grandchild, etc etc - do you really want our entire family tree?

So today, we had a happy baby shower for little baby Georgia. This is the first of four posts today about the shower, and features our dear family friend, Koneta.

Posted by Malibu Barbie at PM 4 comments:. Posted by CrackHo at PM 9 comments:. Labels: bad language , hospital , innuendo , no makeup.

Warning: Very Bad Language! How to Manage your Medical Team Part 1. Labels: bad language , no makeup. Thursday, July 24, The Cure for the Cure.

Posted by CrackHo at PM 2 comments:. Labels: accessories , cure , Orange Crush , Squeekie clean. Putt out for dough. Or how Sinnergirls got their name.

So we took off for San Diego, combining business and pleasure. While Malibu was doing the business part, C-Ho and BCB handled the pleasure part, which before your imagination takes off, you should know means that they shopped.

Anyway, Malibu waited patiently for them to get back to the "bungalow".

Here is a photo of the newest editions to the "sinnergirl tribe" We couldn't be happier than to know our girl tribe continues to grow.

We'll keep you posted on delivery, birth and wedding plans on our blog. Black Canary Barbie says, "What a year!

Labels: clean as a whistle , innocent photo. RIP Mr. Posted by CrackHo at PM 5 comments:. Labels: BlogFodder , butt , catch , release.

What an adorable outfit Crack-Ho bought the new baby! Posted by Malibu Barbie at PM 2 comments:. If you watched Part 2 already, you'll get this one.

Malibu's having a "hard" time figuring out this candy bar. Posted by Malibu Barbie at PM 3 comments:. You can smell it. Or you can just look at it.

Our soon-to-be-niece or daughter-in-law, in Black Canary's case hosted this little shindig with her Mom and did a fabulous job.

Our favorite game was Thanks Lauren and Kathy! Posted by Malibu Barbie at PM 1 comment:. As noted in our intro little column to the right , while we're getting Crack-Ho through this nasty cancer business, we're also eagerly awaiting the birth of Black Canary Barbie's first grandchild which makes it Crack-Ho and Malibu's first great niece, Mother of C-Ho and Malibu's first great grandchild, etc etc - do you really want our entire family tree?

So today, we had a happy baby shower for little baby Georgia. This is the first of four posts today about the shower, and features our dear family friend, Koneta.

Posted by Malibu Barbie at PM 4 comments:. Posted by CrackHo at PM 9 comments:. Labels: bad language , hospital , innuendo , no makeup.

Warning: Very Bad Language! How to Manage your Medical Team Part 1. Labels: bad language , no makeup. Thursday, July 24, The Cure for the Cure.

Posted by CrackHo at PM 2 comments:. Labels: accessories , cure , Orange Crush , Squeekie clean.

Putt out for dough. Or how Sinnergirls got their name. So we took off for San Diego, combining business and pleasure.

While Malibu was doing the business part, C-Ho and BCB handled the pleasure part, which before your imagination takes off, you should know means that they shopped.

Anyway, Malibu waited patiently for them to get back to the "bungalow". When they arrived, she began filming and "sinnergirls" just popped out.

Appropriate, don't you think? Not only does this video show the first-ever "sinnergirls" use, if you watch till the end, you'll witness BCB's priceless one-liner.

Posted by Sinnergirls at PM 2 comments:. Labels: dough , put out , putt out , sinnergirls. They don't serve Sweet Tea in Itlee As I skip backward there's a thought for a video clip over the past couple of months I thought it only appropriate to share this photo I took of Joni in Florence.

Getting lost has never been so fun. If you do it might call for another trip to Florence to get your "coat altered" if you know what I mean!!

It may not include sweet tea or champagne but we can forever hold hands and skip! Labels: Squeekie clean. Wednesday, July 23, Coming Unhooked at the Hospital.

Labels: hospital. Are you cold? Labels: bad language bad jokes innuendo very funny. Do not watch this video if you are at all offendable!

Labels: bad hotel review , Bad jokes , bad language. In my portfolio of etch a sketchs I have two sizes. One is large and most commonly found in children's toy boxes because I am still somewhat a child I keep it at my office.

The other is a new portable size that Malibu Barbie gifted me with at the post Doc Henderson infusion info party. I plan to carry it with me wherever I go.

The said use for these is simple: whenever something happens in ones day ie : bone marrow extrusion memories; Juicy Jarboe sharing cancer news; R-Chop discussions, etc.

As the days ahead unfold we may be having to use our large and small etch a sketchs Say Yes to No Radiation! Almost forgot.

We received the very good news that C-Ho is treatable with all chemo, no radiation. Missing in action Black Canary Barbie here: Not getting any work done; bumping into things and feeling as if I only have air in that space where I am suppose to have a brain.

Could this be the "straw man" effect from not attending the especially fun bone marrow extraction this morning? Just to clarify for those not in the Crack Ho Circle: Mama, Deddy and Julie aka Malibu Barbie were at Piedmont with jones while Doc Henderson extracted bone marrow and who knows what else from Joni's hip this morning to make sure there is no big, bad B Lymphoma floating around in the spinal fluid.

We do so love the thoroughness of the famous Dr. So, once again we WAIT for another test result. One good lesson learned for BCB I'll go with my heart strings next time and just show up for the next big event next Wednesday when Joni has her port surgery.

At least then I can flip and document my way through this horrible B Lymphoma anxiety. Posted by Sinnergirls at PM 3 comments:.

Decompressing after first doctor visit. This little clip shows us after our first visit with Doc Henderson fondly described in post below.

The three of us originally were slated to gear down at a nearby Starbucks, but Joni needed to "decompress" and thought a margarita from the next door Meh-hee-can restaurant would do the trick.

What Crack Ho wants, Crack Ho gets. Posted by Sinnergirls at AM No comments:. Tuesday, July 22, Infusion Treatments?!

Are you serious? We learned in our first visit to the darling Dr. Henderson yesterday, and with the very fun Ashley Stough, RN, that chemo treatments are no longer referred to as "chemo treatments".

No, instead they are called " infusions ". And you get your infusions in an Infusion Suite. How 'bout that? They patiently walked us through each and every drug in the chemo cocktail.

But no. It's the name of the infusion. This little discussion is likely to scare the cancer right out of a person, let me tell you.

But when you are ready to get your sister well, they all sound like the best little drugs you ever heard of. What's a little nausea, fatigue, canker sore and aggression when it's all for a good cause, right?

And the best part? Chemo Brain. Their term, not ours. They told C-Ho that she would likely get a little forgetful, have a hard time finding words from time to time, etc.

All three of us middle-aged girls looked at each other and said, "hey - that's a normal day"! Monday, July 21, Let's get it started uh huh Posted by CrackHo at PM 1 comment:.

Labels: July 4 weekend block party. A Brick House never crumbles As sisters we will continue our dance throughout this whole healing process The music may change a little and sometimes we may just have to dance around the crack ho when "she be too tired" to do her own dance Imagine the song Brick House and you'll get the idea.

Posted by Sinnergirls at PM 1 comment:. The three of us went on a very memorable trip to San Diego in early June ' This was taken just after eating the best-ever dinner.

The waiting begins. Thursday, October 2, It's a "wait and see" game. Black Canary was on her way to Florida to help with wedding planning for her baby boy; Mom of 'Ho and Malibu joined 'Ho for the adventure.

Received good report from the doctor, though all future decisions - total number of chemos, radiation or not, etc. Two more spinal taps - ugh.

Doc Hen admired 'Ho's latest head-tattoo as well as the way she looked in that bike outfit at the MS ride. Tuesday, September 30, And behind Chemo 4 is Tomorrow we're off with the 'Ho for Infusion 4.

This is a big one, in that it puts 'Ho over the hump Thoughts, prayers and other send-ups definitely appreciated.

Tally 'ho! Wednesday, September 24, Hairific! I thought for sure one of Crack 'Ho's previous "do"s would win by a hair. Sorry, couldn't help myself.

But look! Style D and E ended "all square". What are the implications? What does this all mean? What does it really say? Who are you people who voted for these styles?

Lucky 'Ho Posted by Malibu Barbie at PM 4 comments:. Sunday, September 21, Cheerleader Feet. CrackHo was at her favorite mid-chemo haunt th'other day Fuzziwig's The Ave.

Almost dropped my melty mint nonpareils when I heard 2 teenaged boys tell a lovely teenaged girl: "yeah you know she's got, like, cheerleader feet.

No cartwheels required. So, check out Diddy above enjoying the magic of Cheerleader Feet. Labels: candy , cheerleader , diddy , feet , ryleigh , sinnergirls , Squeekie clean.

Monday, September 15, Coos and Poos. Thanks to all those Barbies who have given us a yee haw and prayers. Baby Ryleigh is perfect and beautiful.

Mom and Dad are both doing great too. BCB back at work, but manages to get home to get some lovin', kisses, coos and change poo whenever possible.

The kingdom of BCB is forever changed and better! Labels: as sweet as a baby. Posted by CrackHo at AM 2 comments:.

Our Babymamma's birthday was just a few short days or really long days, if you're Babymama before Baby Sinnergirl Ryleigh was supposed to be borned up yonder in north GA.

Babymamma was understandably about as ready as anybody gets for anything for that birth to happen. Here is a recording of Auntie CrackHo's secret labor induction techniques.

Tuesday, September 9, If you could have a real, true hair do-over, what would it look like? Well, that's where little miss Crack 'Ho finds herself.

Granted, we really think she looks "Crack 'Hot" with no hair at all. But let's all play a little game of "If I could choose one of my previous hairstyles to have again, which one would it be?

No wait, let's play a better game. Let's play "If I could make Joni wear an old hairstyle again, which one would it be?

Sunday, September 7, Can you say sweet? Friday, September 5, Quick note: [updated]. Granny BCB reports this morning that when Grandpaw Dale was able to pry little Ryleigh away from Granny, he captured Ryleigh's attention and her beautiful eyes with his sweet whistles and coos.

Also, key stats are as follows: Ryleigh Brielle, 20" long, 8 pounds 4 ounces of pure cute. Another glam photo! Here's our girl! She's a beauty.

Thursday, September 4, New Sinnergirl Arrived! Malibu and CrackHo haven't had so much as a glimpse yet of young Ryleigh Coyote due to technical difficulties with phone cameras and bad cell connections, not the baby.

But we hear she popped into this world this evening by C-section, we think around 6-ish, dark hair like her babydaddy's and a dimple in her chin that is all her own.

Shout-outs to Tiffany the Babymamma and our own nephew Harris the Babydaddy. Harris, we hear that after you did a crazy hall-dance the hospital with the incubator thingy tonight, things are back to normal now!

Posted by CrackHo at PM 2 comments:. Bark, Bitch! Plus, Grappa Gets Censored, and Finally Booties for Ryleigh. And a little chemobrain demo included.

CrackHo in turn delivered baby booties imported from St. Simons Island for Ryleigh's going home event. Assuming she does her coming out eventually.

Sorry we had to cut out most of Grappa's wit! But Grappa is quite a guy and has fended off the Sinnergirls for years as we try to rip the words out of his mouth or censor him or whatever.

But hey, this is a family blog. Sort of. Posted by CrackHo at AM 4 comments:. Labels: booty , diddy , freebster boings , grappa , innuendo , mother , ryleigh , sinnergirls.

Monday, September 1, Don't Lick Me!!! Please don't tell Sam! He'd never lick my head again. Posted by CrackHo at PM 10 comments:. I have caused you all so much distress with my distress this week, bless your hearts, that I am happy happy happy to give you a more upbeat update!

And I ain't lyin'. I actually got in the 'Ho Mobile and drove on the 'spressway not once but twice today!

And, not necessarily in this order: pumped my own gas, walked my Rent-a-Golden, saw Doc Hen had to tackle him in the hall like some kinda groupie since my appointment was with his assistant , had my head petted in Doc Hen's waiting room for some reason people just do that in public; must look like a pregnant belly , unloaded the dishwasher, remembered to make a phone call I said I would, remembered to mail the bills and not just write the checks and leave them in the checkbook , woke up before the alarm this AM but not too much before, ate a Chik-Fil-A thankee Truitt!

And if that weren't enough, how 'bout this: One of the most delectable things in God's creation is Coke on ice. I don't mean open a can in your own home and pour it over those silly little half-crescent "cubes" when will some idiot decide it's a terrorist plot to have symbols of "radical Islam"-or South Carolina-spewing from our freezers??

I mean, honest to goodness Fountain Coke over Commercial-Grade Ice and lots and lots of it sucked down on a hot summer day through a straw.

Just enough carbonation to make you shout Halleluia without burping. Just enough sweet to make you remember MilkDuds and a certain boy at the movies.

I had a Jones for just such a Coke my second trip up through Town and whipped the 'Ho Mobile off the road and through a drive-through ordering up a Large Diet Coke with Caffeine, otherwise why bother.

My dear peeps, it was a near-religious experience, possibly enhanced by sipping that Coke in the shadow of the Church of Our Lady of Perpetual Acceleration there along I North.

Ain't nuthin' better after 4 days of swapping between Sofa A and Sofa B than having a little unplanned outing involving the House Wine of Atlanta. Much love and thankees!

And you see, I'm still sitting up yeah, still on Sofa A so things are improving. Posted by CrackHo at PM 6 comments:. Labels: Coke , sinnergirls , Squeekie clean.

Thursday, August 28, You Rock.. Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "I will try again tomorrow.

Your courage gives me courage. You rock my world! Ya'll be good and give someone you love a little extreee hug tonight! Labels: jiffy clean.

Laugh at my jokes and post on my blog. Insist that I buy myself jewelry. Let me know if I have broccoli between my teeth.

Yes, cancer patients still have open to us all the normal ways to be embarrassed in public. Set me up with your bald single friends.

Forgive me and tell me to take a Xanax. I still love you and need your attention and sometimes, a reminder that Meds Are Good.

Please ask me before you send the details of my projectile vomiting to your prayer chain. Remind me that I have a therapist and that there is sometimes TMI even between friends who love each other.

As necessary, gently nudge me to the person who is paid to listen to my overwhelming bullshit. Let me talk about death and pain and suffering.

Oh, wait, the divorce is final. Never mind. To me it looks like an alien eating some strange eggs Malibu, where are u? Posted by CrackHo at AM 15 comments:.

Labels: bad language , candy , chemo , infusion , TMI. Tuesday, August 26, Where do we grow from?

After talking to C Ho tonight I've realized that being mad as hell is ok. Cancer sucks!! You can all watch C Ho's video of "truthiness" about how she feels about the cancer now that chemo is showing its monster cancer killing self.

What I find hard is that chemo stops you in your tracks in a physical manner Living through the effect of battling cancer is quite another!

Joni's good news via phone conversation tonight is that everything hurts but her ovaries I think there is a small praise God somewhere in that!

BCB,hold on to that because to think of this suffering puts me under the covers. My sister deserves good and happiness. God, though, is big and better.

I hold on to that truth that He is in control; He has His princess under the royal orders of heaven and I can't do any better than that!

Plans are in the making for eyelash lessons from the drag queen on Saturday Now, if you are planning a wedding FYI, these are "chemo eye lash lessons" We somehow figure out a way to grow from all of this Love all out to those of you on blog, Black Canary Barbie aka granniebarbie.

MAD 'Ho! Warning: Foul Language. CrackHo here; didja miss me?? Just couldn't get that Malibu Barbie Weather Report film finished today.

Looks like we'll have plenty more chances to hear from our intrepid Malibu with more storms churning up from Havana yuck, don't say churn.

Labels: bad language , butt , date , TMI , tough road , tropical storm fay. Monday, August 25, What up? OK, maybe ravaged is too dramatic; it rained and rained a lot.

Mom of C'Ho has been totin' the 'ho to chemo, and playing the demanding role of Mom of 3 Sinnergirls. Most importantly, Star Sinnergirl AKA Crack-Ho has kept a heady schedule consisting of chemo, doc appointments, lunches, brunches and more.

She is one tired 'ho. Remember that even though we're all chirpy sinnergirls, it's a long, tough road and Crack'Ho and her backup band need your continued prayers and blog visits.

Toodles, MB. Labels: chemo , nap , tough road , tropical storm fay. Those who know what this means, can laugh.

Those who don't, can wonder. Posted by Malibu Barbie at PM 1 comment:. Labels: blender blades. A wonderful event chez Infusion today was the arrival of Black Canary Barbie with a giant gift bag with mass quantities of candy for the infusion picnic.

Even more wonderful: some of it was wearable! That BCB thinks of everything, including edible accessories! She then gave in to temptation.

Funny nobody in the Suite wanted to try any candy after that Obligatory factual updates: 1. Doc Hen OMG!! Has everything to do with avoiding brain cancer.

An avoidance which is top on the 'Ho's list. So CrackHo will spend part of the Yuletide under a very expensive tanning lamp like to tan your innerds.

Will def cut down on the snackage she consumes during the holidays. At least I'll be able to fit into my 'ho 'ho 'ho attire. Doc Hen sez no stomach tube so we won't have to worry about mashing up Freebster Boings most excellent chocolate and red pepper cookies into liquid CrackHo has discovered that Beldar Conehead is the dad, so therefore she cannot be Beldar.

Connie Conehead just isn't bling enough for this here site, and Pyraamar the mom's name has been optioned by Mother o'CrackHo. You can call it infusion but it feels like chemo.

You can put lipstick on a pig and call it Monique but it is still a pig. You can call her CrackHo and she's still Hey Monique can I borry yo' lipstick??

Labels: accessories , candy , conehead , freebster boings , hair , infusion , mother. Tired of making Chia-'Hos every time I brushed my hair, tired of my hair blowing through the wind instead of the wind blowing through my hair , CrackHo, on the advice of Chris at EnVy Salon in Roswell go there, he will make you beautiful and happy , decided it was time to go retro as Beldar Conehead.

Control what you can, baby!! My wonderful hairdresser Chris, advisor, part-time therapist and soon-to-be famous star in the movie about the Cheating Bastard playing himself the Fabulous Hairdresser, not the C.

He "got rid of a symptom" of cancer: that is, I don't make no more Chia-'Hos everytime I brush my hair. We celebrated with a touch of prosecco and some tears and a lot of laughter!

Thank you, Chris! Posted by CrackHo at PM 9 comments:. Labels: beldar , chia-'ho , chris , conehead , envy , hair. Monday, August 18, The latest from the sinnergirls.

All's well. C'Ho's newly shorn head is absolutely beautiful. I keep telling her she has a great dome, and she does. Plus, it brings out her stunningly big blue eyes.

What a woman. Next up? The 'Ho has second chemo this Wednesday, which Mom-of-C'Ho and Diddy will head up, leaving the remaining sinnergirls to do what sinnergirls do best.

And we'll leave THAT to your imagination. Oh, and we're only weeks, perhaps only moments, away from a new baby.

Cheers and encouragement to Tiffany and Harris as the happy event approaches! Here are some quotes we captured from Jennifer as she was working with C'Ho:.

CrackHo is rapidly discovering that part of this cancer adventure is learning how to partner with one's medical insurance provider. In the interest of public service, CrackHo and the other Sinnergirls have prepared two short training videos to help guide cancer patients through the arduous process of filing a claim for wig payment through their medical insurance carrier.

Posted by CrackHo at PM 4 comments:. Labels: bad language , hair , insurance , Is this Medically Necessary??

Down the early chia memory lane. Chia Video here. Labels: chia pet. Git Wiggy Wit' It. If CrackHo ever decided to have multiple personalities and on some days it seems like a good idea she would go see Miss Jennifer the Wig Queen.

And don'cha just love all the euphemisms! My hair is not falling out by the roots in large disgusting handsfull So is cancer not cancer but "Overachieving Cells"?

You don't have various gastric dramas after chemo; you "Decline Food-Based Input. And I might. If I could remember where I was going with all this We know you're out there!!

Someday you too can have your very own username!! Labels: chemohair , hair , release , Squeekie clean , wigs.

CrackHo always secretly wanted a Chia Pet but was too embarassed to ever put it on her Christmas List. I'll donate them to Toys for Sinnergirls Tots.

But look at the Tourists we got here at the CrackShack! Posted by CrackHo at PM 3 comments:. Labels: chemohair , chia pet , chia-'ho , hair , release , sinnergirls.

Wigging Out. Sinnergirls arrived at the wigtique today not knowing quite what to expect. All in all, from Malibu's vantage point, it was poignant and fun at the same time.

Let's be honest: it's hard to watch your sister yank her hair out But Jennifer, the wig master, did a fabulous job of finding what seems to be a wig of C'Ho's natural hair, with a different cut.

Trust me. If you see C-Ho on the street, you'll think she just got a new cut. It's THAT natural. Oh yeah - wigs have names.

Video 2 below is not Joni having a big attack of chemo brain and wondering who she really is. She's just trying to figure out the name of the wig.

The first video is of Jennifer telling us a funny story about what happens when bad things happen to good wigs. It's a big day for the Sinnergirls, but for C'Ho in particular.

We're beginning the search for supplemental hair, better known as W-I-Gs. Not to be confused with M-I-Gs that are weapons of limited, but effective destruction Check back tonight that be Friday for videos and ruminations on what promises to be a most intellesting day.

Posted by Malibu Barbie at AM 4 comments:. Labels: migs and launching either , wigs. Tuesday, August 12, CrackHo knows how to please her man!

A man of simple pleasures. What you don't see is the brew-ski and bag of Cheetos deep fried. Please welcome Ken to the Sinnergirls world. He was donated to CrackHo by the 'Ho's bud J.

Thanks, gurl! Below is the post-Spinal Tap video of whether or not Ken is anatomically correct. Could 'splain a lottttt of thanggggs in this world!

And yes, that is still CrackHo's Own Hair. But for the first time in the 'Ho's life it seems she may do something Early: that is, lose her hair.

Predicted for later like late August, early September , the hair fallout seems to have begun. Stay tuned for adventures in wigging out.

Like, hair. Posted by CrackHo at AM 5 comments:. Labels: cheetos , hair , Ken , spinal tap. Black Canary Barbie has been spending a lazy Saturday morning going through old photos of her children and watching a movie heavily recommended by my "soon to be" daughter in law Lauren Young.

Much to my delight this movie fits perfectly into the sinnergirl reportoire of must watch senseless, funny movies As a forwarning to those with snobby movie taste, the Sinnergirl list begins with Talladega Nights!

When in the need for laughter and snorting I highly recommend watching "Norbit". Raspushia Lattimore's view of the world and her large, womanly self is perfect!

I want to hand off an enlightening quote to those of you out there who hesitate to do for yourself even wholesome sinnergirls love mani-pedis.

Ras says Welcome to the club Raspushia Lattimore! Labels: movie recommendation. Thursday, August 7, 'Ho on the Road.

First, a fashion update from last weekend as Mother o'CrackHo put together a new look for the Crackster as I prepared for a Social Engagement.

A new visual for ChemoHair. A big shout-out to Diddy for filming and not hitting the "erase" button. CrackHo is staying at the Hyatt at Hamburger University yes, the Golden Arches type burger , which is decorated with all manner of Golden Arches memorabilia.

Between 4-hour naps, lo and behold, I discovered just outside the CrackHo room at Hamburger University, the following Tribute and Reminder that Ho-ness is not confined to any One Location.

Apologies for not editing Labels: chemohair , diddy , mother. Wednesday, August 6, Hey there Kens and Barbies Malibu so greatly shared our news that we are all still busy handling the day to day.

Wanted you all to know that Joni is also having chemo on Monday via spinal fluid. Don't know all the details except the wonderful Doc Hen feels that to cover all the places the big, bad lymphoma may want to travel to he wants to do this "extree" chemo to zap any untraceable gunk that may be floating around.

We all love his thoroughness!! Our new granddaughter will probably make an early entrance around September 1st. Can't wait!

Should know more after Tiffany goes to the doctor again tomorrow. The oldest son of BCB, oldest nephew of Aunt Crack Ho checks blogg and must share his thoughts on this upcoming grand event in the comments column Labels: zapping the heck out of lymphoma.

We're still here. For those of you wondering where we've been, well, we've been around. C-Ho is through with her first treatment, and won't have another until late-ish August.

She's currently "on assignment" and not-as-available for posting at the moment; Black Canary is diligently serving clients who've been awaiting her special attention, while she multi-tasks by prepping for grandparenthood, and Malibu is a'working.

We'll update more later! Check back soon. Saturday, August 2, She's freaky and I like it. Crack-Ho: This one goes out to you, from your loving bro-in-law, Freebster Boings.

He's rockin' to a song about you by Justin Timberlake, lyrics as follows:. She's got me love stoned Man I swear she's bad and she knows I think that she knows She's freaky and she knows it She's freaky, but I like it She shuts the room down The way she walks and causes a fuss The baddest in town She's flawless like some uncut ice I hope she's goin' home with me tonight And all she wants is to dance That's why you'll find her on the floor But you don't have a chance Unless you move the way that she likes That's why she's goin' home with me tonight.

Posted by Malibu Barbie at PM 5 comments:. Labels: freaky , freebster boings , justin timberlake. Enthused Infusion. Who can turn a trip to the "ladies' room" with a chemo infusion hookup into a new age music event?

Crack-Ho can! Posted by Malibu Barbie at AM 3 comments:. After all, when one is sucking chard straight into the arteries, one rockets to a whole new level of "Cheap Date.

Labels: date , port , radiology , Squeekie clean. We try to ask only the most important questions Of the many questions we posited to Doc Hen a week or so ago were such pressing queries as: Can Crack Ho clean out the kitty litter box while infusing?

Can I continue to paddle on the river? Without even blinking, Hen said "Yes! And I like them blue shooz! Thursday, July 31, Infusion Numero Uno.

Phase Two is tomorrow. Today was uneventful, as far as possible negative reactions go. A couple of hives broke out, but nothing Nurse Ashley couldn't take care of with an extree drip of Benadryl in that Infusion Cocktail.

Thanks Ashley! Mother of Crack-Ho was present for the inaugural infusion, as well. Photo of C-Ho waiting to begin the drip to the right.

See how relaxed she is? Yeah, baby. Posted by Malibu Barbie at PM 8 comments:. Visitation from St.

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